Who`s going to be the team to beat in B League this year? I hear we got a few new teams coming in....how do you think they will do?

We`ll be Freakin` Awesome!

1-5-1....you guys are Awesome!

The only records that count are post-season. Whoo! This team is an unstoppable juggernaught!

There is nary a team on this giant blue, green, and brown marble that we call Earth that can stand up to the awesome might of The Renovators! We will crush all who oppose us, and steal their lunch money!

Don`t smoke crack!

Banditos are returning to FCFFL. Good possibility of them taking B league.

Prediction? ... PAIN!

Fighting over second place, so sad

Hey, don`t you and about a dozen of your friends have a Mini Cooper to climb out of?

Honda CRX but all the same

We`re gonna combine the science of engineering and the art of renovation to retro fit your arses to your faces!

Happy Clown........that made me smile. What you would come out with is the new name for your team: Team A$$HAT

honda crx - now that`s a reliable automobile. a little circa 1988, but reliable nonetheless...

sadly (pun intended), i won`t be around this coming season. but even if i were, i`d probably just get ejected anyway...

think domination.

Dear Mr. Sad Clown,

I am happy that my application of work ideals to football was able to make you smile. However, if you had understood the second part of the phrase, you`d understand that we wouldn`t be wearing anyone`s arses. we would be doing one of two things...

either:

1) placing YOUR head in YOUR arse.

or

2) kicking YOUR arse hard enough for it to be combined with YOUR face.

also, none of this is meant literally, just figuratively, and for the slower of mind out there, it means that the scoreboard will represent the aforementioned comparisons.

Have a wonderful day,

#10 - The Happy Clown

Blazers are the team to look out for. QB is an A player in his mind only.

Wont say the team name but there is a new team on the horizon that will be a force to be reckoned with. You will know when you meet us....trust me.

It`s a good idea that you keep yourself a mystery because all talk in the league don`t do shi* for you but make you look dumb.

Histroy lesson:
Have you ever seen any new team come out and just dominated the league? Slow down playa

Renovators - you gotta be kidding me. Weakest team in spring C league and gets lucky in the championship game and now you can talk ****? Some one`s in for a severe beating.

Yeah... EVERYONE ELSE! We`re about to get lucky 12 weeks in a row!

#10 thanks for explaining that.....oh and by the way: NO SH1T!. And should I explain back to you that I used a flip on words. To kick the zing back to you. But thanks for looking out for me... :) See ya on the field.

Renovate these nuts! C league chumps

You guys won`t survive in B.

This messageboard cracks me up.

you guys are really mad about it, huh?

Wait, we won`t survive? We`re playing to the death? I think I want a refund...

get your refund. hate to play against a whole bunch of queers

What are you, 12? Are you even allowed to participate in contact sports if you have tourette`s?

well, it`s nice to see that the discourse has been raised a few notches this season, i.e. "bunch of queers" (tone: thick sarcasm). but all that aside, what continues to make this message board such a treat is 1) the never ending surplus of empty threats, and 2) the continuing inability of some to realize that - when we all take the field - we`re all just a bunch of past-prime athletes (sorry, man, but it`s time to face facts) chasing other past-prime athletes around a field, lunging at each others` flag-belts no less, all while wearing matching, brightly-colored shirts. it`s pretty hilarious when you think about it...

and at least the renovators have the spine to indentify themselves when (humorously)propping up their team. veiled threats are SO spring 2006...

B league is up for grabs. Renovators good luck this season. Your posts are definitely humorous, unfortunately some don`t have the ability to see it that way. Big Pimpin looks forward to seeing everyone on the field.

B league is up for grabs cause last years top four B teams have to play in A this year! It`s wide open

And to add to that, the teams that were involved in total domination in the "Open" spring league - Sharks, Plumber and the other one that escapes me right now will also be going back to their appropriate division, so B is going to really be wide open.

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