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ESPN the OCHO01:41 AM

The flag football season is heating up with all 38 teams licking their chops and eyeballing the finish line. this is what I`ve observed three weeks into the season.

The Good:

Sharks are looking dominant but the Nova`s don`t plan on backing down.

The rejects and the Blazers seem to have a handle on the B+ division.

Look for the Banditos to run away with the B title.

5 Year plan may be old but it seems experience may take them to the title.

The Bad:

The Greyhounds are playing more like pind Flamingo`s.

The Chuds and Showtime appear to be over their heads.

It`s official, turn off the grill cuz Dunyah is done. 6-53? Really?!

And last but most definitely least the Enforcers are the basement bottom dwellers of the C league, Well at least their uniforms match.

BACK TO YOU COTTON!

Just in06:51 AM

Triple Crown is for real!!

C leaguer08:43 AM

The Enforcers are funny they look all professional matching jerseys and wrists bands but they play girls. They`re worst of the worst.

Cotton McKnight10:35 AM

Thanks Pepper, it`s time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. For more information tune into ESPN, 8 the OCHO.

Michael Wilbon10:56 AM

As for the B Division, don`t bet the farm on Fall 2005 B semifinalist Banditos taking B. Should Banditos dominate as expected, look for Tom to move them up into the B+ playoffs and the last place team in B to have a play in game to get into the show. Can I get a what?

nice try12:28 PM

Nice try at your attempt to steer your wishes "Michael Wilbon". Why don`t you identify who you are and what team you play for. Stop hating.

Michael Wilbon5:02 PM

Hey don`t hate on me, I just call it how it should be. Tom has dropped the worst team in A to B for playoffs whats to say he dosen`t take a former B+ team that needs to be in B+ back into the right playoff bracket? All I`m saying don`t print the T-shirts or hats just yet.

ESPN the OCHO8:15 PM

MESSAGE BOARD NEWS:

It seems the once mighty C league Kryptonites, fresh off a demoralizing defeat are taking some heat about admitting to homo erotic post game parties. This story has not yet been confirmed. If anyone that has attended one of these post game sausage festivals would like to provide details, please contact the OCHO.

Banditos are taking quite a beating in the court of public opinion for dropping down to B league. The buzz is message board posters don`t like the beatings they`ve been dishing out to the rest of their B league opponants. Look for this discussion to heat up as we get closer to the post season as the Banditio`s may just find themselves in the B+ division playoffs.

observer2:00 PM

What beatings have banditos been giving other then their first game against a brand new team? I see 28-12 and 17-7 wins, hardly seem like beatings to me.

Brian Boitano11:58 AM

Hey I went to one of those Kryptonite parties, They had a really good selection of wine coolers and Zima. Number 15 got a little rough but he calmed down after I greased him up showed him my camel spin.

Fellow B-Leaguer11:23 AM

Lets let the rest of the season play out before we start talking about Banditos moving up for the playoffs or even winning the division - the top half of the B has a couple of strong teams that wont make it easy for them

The Hobbitt3:06 PM

Suck a D*&K C Leaguer

C Leaguer3:43 PM

Hey hobbit y dont u get off Frodo`s c0kc. Who do u play for anyway?

Fellow C Leaguer4:03 PM

Hey C Leaguer ******** didn`t say that last night, well see did`t say much of any thing her mouth was full.F#@k YOU B$T@H

The Super Hobbitt4:06 PM

Lets see if I`m responding to a negative comment about the Enforcers, what do you think. As far as Frodo`s C0kc, I cant help it...Ive tried but I just cant quit him. We`re up there on Brokeback, reading this messageboard with all the board middleaged, still living the glory days of High school...you know back in 87 if coach hadda put me in, things would have been different man. You know I can through a football over them mountains. Calm down cheif

Whipper Snapper4:09 PM

******** went to college!!!

The Gimp4:33 PM

From C to shining C...hello ladies. It seems like all the guys crying over this fail to realize this is still just a game. Get over the fact that you couldn`t cut it in high school or college and now you are trying to show your "skills" on a fake field. And for the record, Shawn sucks the big C every chance he/she gets.

Shockwave09:33 AM

Enforcers suck and play dirty. Little dude on D-Line with goat has a big mouth and plays like a girl. No Talent.

krypton11:27 AM

come on guys you really think we have post game parties....i tell you what, you can come to the one and only post game party we have, when we take the c league

kryptonites11:37 AM

who`s bringing the zima for #15?

Marcus Vick1:23 PM

You C leaguers are funny grow some balls and step up to the A league cause honestly nobody gives a sh1t about the C league. All of u are a bunch of internet Gangstas.

Mike Vick1:43 PM

Shut up Marcus!

Shockwave1:51 PM

Enforcers even lose when they try to beat off!

The Illustrious Hobbit1:57 PM

Enforcers even lose when they try to beat off!......Really....Thats what you came up with. You know theres no time limit to post comments. You can take as long as you need to come up with something. Phone a freind, read a book, watch some old Wayans brothers movie, anything. Wow....thats a good one. Are we doing knock knock jokes yet.

The Gimp2:11 PM

Shockwave is original...bet he didn`t know his m0m beat me off last night before the game. Then again maybe he did because he is probably living in her basement.

Red eagle3:18 PM

hey shockwave don`t be mad that you can`t beat off with out using a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass. and tell your girl friend not so hard next time she almost gave me blisters.

Shockwave3:37 PM

Knock, Knock

Who`s there?

A bunch of no talent losers in ugly blue jerseys.

Oh, come on in Enforcers.

Plax3:40 PM

Don`t forget the armband playbooks.

Sandbaggers4:14 PM

All I can say is we crushed the Enforcers and they didnt really put up much of a fight.

Mandingo4:20 PM

Wow looks like the Enforcers are getting beat on the field and on the messageboards. Who are this clowns anyway? Looks like they like to run their mouth but cant back it up.

The Gimp4:27 PM

Mandingo,

your m0m backed it up...on and off the field.

Narcicistic Hobbit4:30 PM

Mandigo. We are clowns that Have JOBS. We may not be the best in the C league, but obviously it is enough to make you obsess on a messageboard. As far as backing it up, my calendar is full, so I`m not going to be able to meet you behind the monkey bars after the bell for shennanigans and shecainery.....by the way learn to spell. Our Jersey`s are awesome.....and we bathe regurarly....actually were pretty much better in every way. I`ll put it on your level..........You suck.

Shockwave4:36 PM

If you`re gonna tell someone to learn to spell, you`d better be sure you can spell yourself.

Plax5:20 PM

"Our jerseys are awesome." That made my day, thank you!

Innocent By standard7:32 PM

I like the Hobbit, at least he`s original.

Mandingo11:03 AM

Hobbit u little sh1t. Next time use spell check your an idiot. Enforcers losers for life. You guys can sign up for Peewee football next season maybe you guys would win a game there.

Mandingo11:04 AM

The Gimp Im the reason your girl is walking around with a limp!!

Red eagle12:25 PM

Hey mandingo lets play some full contat and see who wins. who needs flags when in real football i would just run you over. most of us just play flag football for fun and not because we suck at every thaing else in life.

Voice of Reason12:37 PM

Flag football is supposed to be a sport that encourages good sportsmanship, fair play and good spirited and friendly competition. Let`s all stop fighting and learn to just accept each other for who we are. It pains me to see such nastiness between all of you fellow competitors. we shouldn`t care who`s f#cking who`s M0M or girlfriend or fighting about who division is better. Next time you have something nasty to say just stop for a minute and think, what would Jesus do!

Mandingo12:48 PM

Run me over? lolz dont get your patties all wet there bud if we were playin real football your gonna have to change your name to Blue Eagle from all the bruises you`ll get. You must be one of the Enforcers that coem here and runs their mouth. How many game did you guys win so far??? hahahahhahahha



Voice of Reason your a F@G. Go flame some where else.

Enforcer12:56 PM

F#ck you anybody who`s got something to say about our team. It`s our first year, our uniforms were free and we`re just out here to have fun just like everybody else. Enforcers don`t talk S#it on the message boards so direct your s#it someplace else.

f u1:15 PM

enforcer...no one wants u in this damn league...get the f out of here

Hmmm11:51 PM

This thread got boring real quick!

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