What? Turrible. I`m out my first 2 weeks NBA TNT paychecks...turrible. How they expect me to live my high-stakes, high-profile lifestyle if I ain`t gettin paid? I got 5 car payments to worry about AND golf lessons. Then throw in my gambling addiction..er....hobby, and we got a problem Mr. Stern. Luckily we got a high-stakes money game of the week this Thursday to take the edge off. WolfCubs vs Big Purple. But first, whaddup with The Spread and Boyzzzz goin all MMA on each other? I`m guessin 7 pt`s all frustrated from going Beast to Least, but takin it out on the Boiiizz?..C`mon Man! Back to the money. Sir Chuckles is kinda diggin` the Cubbies. They know how to defend the spread O since they run it, and they have the speed to keep up. Wolvies got a little Lions in them--MoTown version--on an offensive roll and running through the league. Two teams with a lot of history, but I`m goin with the upstart Wolvies to cover the 2. 5 grand to cover my temporary unemployment. Meanwhile, get back to the bargaining table you gazzillionaires!...I need some bones (no homo)!...Ernie? |