Triple Crown (1) vs Hokies (8) - Ummm...Tom? Is this right? The Hokies are in the A playoffs? Aren`t they supposed to be in the Tournament of Fifths? Nevermind, it doesn`t matter. Go ahead and call this a first round bye for NickleCrown and their fearless leader, Jeremy aka Chris Herren`s body double.

Badboyz (5) vs Penetrators (4) - These two have a deep history, but with the schizo BadGirlz, that doesn`t mean much. You never know what team you`ll get. The BadBoyz that went deep into Nationals in 2008, or the same squad that ran in B states the very next week and went one and done. I`m not sure it matters as the Pens have just plain out sucked lately, but give me Kung Fu Panda and Mini-McNabb to take this one over the One Trick Pony that is BadBoyz.
Novacaine (3) vs 7PT Spread (6) - Another game with night and day teams. With Novacaine you never know if Cube or D`Ohverated are going to show. If they do, they could be nasty. With 7PT Spread, you just never know. Half their team looks like they belong on `The Biggest Loser`, but somehow they still make teams look stupid. Look for D`Oh not to show up until halftime, forget his cleats and only play the last two minutes. At least he`ll look good doing it. The Spread wins this one by 2 scores.
Banditos (7) vs Wolves (2) - Los Lobos vs Banditos? C`mon Tom, you did this one just for the telemundo crowd didn`t you? This is great, better than a Mexican drug cartel showdown. It`s just too bad the Banditos play more like Menudo than Banditos. Ricky Martin can`t win this one for them as Los Lobos run away living la vida loca! If Sheri books them at less than a 10 point fave, give the points and run all the way to the bank!
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