Dear Morons Who USED To Make This Board Enjoyable,
What the fuck are you doing that`s more important than posting on this messageboard? How in the hell do you justify not saying a damn word yet this season? D`Ohverated? Where is you at with your 2nd grade English, claims of being an educator AND God`s gift to football? Locs, just because you got outted as ESPN doesn`t mean you need to stop being the `Gayest Flag Football Player In The World`. And what about my boy Dummybelles? Has Syntax gotten that popular you can`t post anymore? Let me check your website for tour dates...oh, you let the domain name lapse? There goes that excuse. I mean really people, come back to what you really do well in life. Giving people a target to mock during the work day. The people need it, hell, I need it. Without you to make fun of, what fun am I?
Shit, at this point I`d even welcome more Mike "Can`t Catch A Cold" Nunn posts. Wait, Mike...do you know what a post is? It`s the opposite of a corner. Actually, you`re the opposite of a corner too, so that could get REALLY confusing. Ask Beibersdorf, he`ll explain.
Anyway, I digress. The point is, people miss you. Well, people miss making fun of you really. But we can look past that, if for no other reason, than to call W1LL a fatass with ascarppy blocking technique at least once a week.
Come back to the board ladies.
Your Friend,
The Swam
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