Week one into the season and we`ve already got some teams out there who sucked so hard it sounded something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdyi1iKqgQM

So, it`s gotta be done, here`s your teams who sucked from Week 1:

First up, Bootleggers. Look, no one expected you to jump up to "A" and make some noise right away, but you were playing Pain, w/o Staph, and you got stomped. You remind me of this kid:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=9091876

So, I think from here on out I`ll refer to the Bootleggers and "Garrett`s Team".

Next on the list is Primetime. Kudos on scoring against GameFace, but how are you going to let DJ burn you again and again and again? I bet you felt like this afterward (watch it with the audio on):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=99_rPHfAsAg

And of course, my little Danditos. You I had the highest hopes for, and what did you do? You got beat down by a little asperger`s kid throwing the ball up over and over again. You made it look this easy guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jb_4f5nXZdA

Let`s try to do better this week. You probably won`t, but hey, I bet you keep trying at least. And that`s what really matters...no, wait. That`s winning.