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subject: "The Swami`s Pre-Season "A" Rankings"

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
12:22 PM

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So it came down to this today at work. Watch funny cat videos on YouTube or rank the teams in A. Either way, I`m doing my part for the furlough. Naturally I chose the cat videos, but it seems doing a search for "funny pussy" didn`t sit well with our I.T. guys so I guess I`ll rank you girls instead.

1) Triple Crown - Look, I`ve always said that you`re number one until someone knocks you off. TC is the reigning champ, so they get the top spot. They’re getting older though, and the rotating cast of characters around Jeremy Biebersdorf could take its toll. When your most consistent guys are a member of the lollipop guild, a Samoan and a token ginger it’s hard to produce results.
2) Collision - Took TC to the wire last season, and I expect they`ll be in position to do it again. With their Forrest Gump-esque leader at QB and some nice weapons at the WR core, my fave idiot savant of football could put up some nice numbers this season. The question on this team is what it’s always been, can they close? In my opinion, the answer is no. They have about as much of a chance to improve in that department as Jenny had of surviving AIDS.
3) 7 Point Spread - Always a contender, if they can get their guys to show up to the regular season games they could take the title. But, like usual, they won`t. Grove and Andy the Rolly-Polly Puppy QB will be too obsessed with seeing who can be the next Kobayashi to actually challenge for a title this year.
4) GameFace - Mini-McNabb and the Cold Stone Creamery boys joining are back to put in a team that`ll probably be one and done in the playoffs, again. They looked okay in the Winter, but let’s face it, it was Winter and they had part of Collision and 7 Point Spread running with them. Without the extra help, especially on the defensive side of the ball, look for a mediocre season out of LameFace.
5) Pain - Come one guys. Pain, Greyhounds, Painhounds…It doesn`t matter what you call yourselves; you`ll suck at weeknights like you always do. Your only consolation is you have 3scarppy teams below you to maybe get some wins against this year. Staph will probably leave you for TC again 2 weeks in and you`ll spend the entire season trying to find a QB all while hoping that Ole Noodle Arm `roids up and stops being the Tim Tebow of flag football.
6) Banditos - I`m so confused. I thought this was the "A" division. Why are the `bots registered? Did someone upgrade their programming? Guys, this isn`t frat house rugby, you know that right? So you tore through “B” in the Fall and decided to step up. Maybe you didn’t have a choice? You do have the greatest full-time coach in Flag Football, so things could work out I guess.
7) Bootleggers - Welcome to the show ladies, glad you finally grew a set and stepped up. It`s a shame you never won that "B" trophy, but hey, stepping up to "A" will help fill that empty spot on the mantle, right? Oh, maybe not so much.
8) Primetime - Hi! Welcome to the best flag league in town. You have about as much chance of winning a game as JMU does of getting out of the first round of March Madness. Don`t get too down though, it`s just what happens. It`s like you jumped straight from the NCAA Women`s Tourney to the NFL. It`s a completely different game on a whole new level. I did notice you all have a ton of video on YouTube if anyone’s looking for a scouting report. Or you could just watch a bunch of Harlem Shake videos. Probably more value in those. And more football.

Professor Chaos

Mar 20, 2013
2:32 PM


;	Why the unnecessary shot at JMU?

YEA ^^

Mar 20, 2013
2:46 PM


;	Whats the deal with that?!?!

actually

Mar 20, 2013
3:10 PM


;	ditos and bootleggers really had no choice but to go to A. their B+ division was eliminated. good call by them to not go backwards as b+ champs and runners-up.

actually

Mar 20, 2013
3:10 PM


;	ditos and bootleggers really had no choice but to go to A. their B+ division was eliminated. good call by them to not go backwards as b+ champs and runners-up.

heard it

Mar 20, 2013
3:27 PM


;	here first the Pain cut ties with Slash

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
3:44 PM


;	Why not? I got love for Madison. Some of the hottest women in the NCAA, just think they`re going to regret benching their leading scorer for a half. I mean hell, what`d the guy really do? Try to incite a riot? Like that isn`t a time-honored tradition for the Dukes? Yup there with the kissing rock and making out in the stacks, right? Pain cut ties with Slash? Puh-lease. No way, that`s like the class nerd dumping the head cheerleader.

Professor Chaos

Mar 20, 2013
3:55 PM


;	As someone who was witness to the HPD starting the `original` riot in 2000, yes it is a time honored tradition at JMU. However, that ******* forgot who he was and what the team had worked so hard for. He`s 6`6", pretty easy for cops to pick out of the crowd. He put one wild drunken night (like there aren`t 3 or more of those every week at JMU) ahead of his team`s goals. Should have been suspended the whole game IMHO. Making out in the stacks, na man, sex in the stacks. Just feel like my second home didn`t deserve to be included in a shot at the poor man`s Primetime

Miller
Pain
asst coach

Mar 20, 2013
3:56 PM


;	Pain is not cutting ties with Slash lol. Thats funny. He will just be limited this weeknight league.

Say it at SO! HE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Triple Crown
asst coach

Mar 20, 2013
4:24 PM


;	Somebody told me this message board has been dead since I left. Its been awhile fellas but I`m back for a lil bit. Oh yea TC on a mission this season and first on the list is NOPoint Spread! good luck tonight fellas!

Miller
Pain
asst coach

Mar 20, 2013
4:31 PM


;	Game 2 or 3 till the hammy gives out Mike?

^

Mar 20, 2013
5:03 PM


;	haha

Miller
Pain
asst coach

Mar 20, 2013
5:07 PM


;	Hope I didnt jinx myself LOL

^^^^

Mar 20, 2013
5:12 PM


;	Where are the Wolves?

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
6:09 PM


;	In case you couldn`t tell, I might have spent some significant time parting at Madison myself, but back when it was Madison College and it was an all-ladies campus. Man, I`m dating myself now... Who the fuck made Cee-Lo an assistant coach for TC?

Professor Chaos

Mar 20, 2013
6:30 PM


;	Dang Swami, you`re definitely dating yourself. My aunt attended when it was Madison College. She`s like 65 now.

Professor Chaos

Mar 20, 2013
8:56 PM


;	Hey Swami, we`re out of the first round!!!!!!!!!

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
10:13 PM


;	Out of the first four my friend, not the first round. Nation put in work tonight! We`ll see if we can make some history against Indiana though.

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
10:20 PM


;	And I couldnt resist. This ish is hilarious. Time to come full circle?

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 20, 2013
10:23 PM


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Professor Chaos

Mar 20, 2013
10:28 PM


;	come on man, while I agree in principal (I hated the addition of the play-in games), the first four is the `first` round now, and the round of 64 is considered the `second` round. No worries though. I was was shocked they played so well without Goins in the first half. Either way, Indiana and Zeller loom large Friday, so it was fun while it lasted.

Say it aint SO! HE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Triple Crown
asst coach

Mar 21, 2013
10:46 AM


;	Swami Sez, you funny but I like it

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 21, 2013
12:40 PM


;	Nope. Damn. Here`s the link: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577549_10101756597816372_1047144701_n.jpg

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 21, 2013
12:40 PM


;	As you should little man. This is what I was trying to post last night, lets see if it works now:

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 22, 2013
12:39 PM


;	Son, if you let me get under your skin you`ll be in for a long season. Just ask my buddy Dummybelles, he sweated it for a while. Look, bottom line is, you`re a new team coming from a much weaker league. You`ll get my respect when you earn it. Until then, you`re just the Steve Urkel of flag football. http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546321_10101063016069752_480000578_n.jpg Oh, and no, I don`t play anymore. As I`ve told my minions over the years, I`m old as hell but when I was pup, I was a playmaker. Just go ask Carlton who the best Puerto Rican flag football he ever saw was. He`ll tell you, and he ain`t going to say Jimmy Smits.

OK

Mar 22, 2013
1:00 PM


;	So all 3 of the new A teams lost by identical scores pretty much. This will be a battle for the bottom 3. Anyone think Primetime will beat out Bootleggers or Banditos?

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 22, 2013
1:18 PM


;	Might give the Bootlickers a run for the money, but Dan and the `Ditos will probably run through them. I mean, I read that PT drove into the RZ a couple times against PT, but they really aren`t a defensive minded team. We`ll see though, anything is possible. Who thought 7PS would be so good their first season?

:-)

Mar 22, 2013
1:47 PM


;	Swami Sez i am guessing you suck at your own life so you pick on teams on IFFL? do you even play in IFFL right now?

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 22, 2013
2:36 PM


;	LOL! No, I provide entertainment to the masses. You may not like my opinion, but you`re reading it. And as long as you keep reading it, I`m going to keep writing it. To quote Kevin Hart "You gonna learn today!" Or if that doesn`t grab ya, how about some Mark Twain? "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."

NICe

Mar 22, 2013
3:29 PM


;	new team getting all fired up from Swami...Welcome to the league boys

Keith Stone

Mar 24, 2013
4:18 PM


;	You guys should bury the hatchette over a round of BEERS!

missing posts

Mar 25, 2013
5:49 PM


;	this is boring

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 25, 2013
6:32 PM


;	Yeah, someone`s being a little sensitive.

^ ^

Mar 25, 2013
8:03 PM


;	Now that Wolves have joined in. Where do they stand?

^&

Mar 25, 2013
10:23 PM


;	how did they get in late?

Miller
Pain
asst coach

Mar 26, 2013
10:31 AM


;	Wolves may have registered late or might have had a bye the first week. They been in this league a long time so even if they registered late Tom probably let them play. Who is afraid of more competition anyways?

SOS

Mar 26, 2013
12:55 PM


;	i dont think anyone is afraid of competition, i think it was just a question

Swami Sez

registered poster

Mar 26, 2013
12:57 PM


;	Los Lobos are back in the picture? Hrm...probably pop them into the 3 or 4 spot. Collision playing takes some talent away from Wolves. Will be interesting to see how that plays out. It also depends on who`s playing QB for the Wolves. Either way, I don`t think they can unseat TC or Collision.

Wow

Mar 26, 2013
3:54 PM


;	TC, WOLVES and COLLISION alternate players like kids playing musical chairs ! LOL

^

Mar 26, 2013
11:44 PM


;	And still win...

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