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subject: "The Swami Breaks Down the Free Agent Pool"

Swami Sez

registered poster

Oct 20, 2011
4:43 PM

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So, if you`ve never taken a glance at the free agent list in this league, you are ALL missing out on some the best *ahem* talent, NoVa has to offer. Today, I`m going to give you a breakdown on a couple of the best out there (names omitted):

6 ft 270 lbs played guard tackle defensive end and linebacker for 4 years in high school.

Holyscarp, if people love Free W1LLIE so damn much, how is this fatass still in the pool? Quick, go scoop up this guy before the Spartans snag him for the Spring.

6`3" 310, few years of flag leagues, OL and DL

Seriously? Did Tom accidentally get the SEO guys to put this site in as a FAT football league instead of flag? Oh wait, that`s Bundy`s listing, isn`t it?

6"1 173, 4.5 forty.. Reciever(sic) or safety.. Nicknames is Mr.Hands!

Nicknames don`t count if you make them up yourself son. Here, I`ll help you out. Your new nickname is Mr. NotOnATeam.

5`8, 165lbs, played four years of high school football and 5 years in Harrisonburg/Grottoes flag football league.

As soon as you said Harrisonburg you guaranteed a lifetime of not playing.

And my favorite of all time...

am 6 feet 185lbs, I play football and almost every other sport. I am very good at football and I like to win. I have a competitive attitude so if your sensitive please step to the side and let the big boys play, all half ass athletes can be spectators and sit in the bleachers ill sign my autograph for you later. Go hard or Go home!!!!!!

WHEN IT COMES TO FLAG FOOTBALL I AM A BEAST, PRETTY MUCH CANT BE STOPPED ON OFFENSE AS A WR AVERAGING 2 TDS A GAME AND AS A FS I COVER ALMOST THE WHOLE SECONDARY WITH AVERAGE OF 2 INT PER GAME. I AM USED TO A HIGH LEVEL OF COMPETITION SO FLAG FOOTBALL IS ALWAYS A GOOD WORKOUT AND PLENTY OF FUN.

Mike Nunn? Is that you son? Stop lying about your height!

LET PLAYERS PLAY

Oct 21, 2011
9:29 AM


;	LET THE AGENTS PLAY

Free agents

Oct 21, 2011
9:48 AM


;	There is enough players on that list to form another team. The team name can be .... wait for it ..... FREE AGENTS !!!

^

Oct 21, 2011
9:51 AM


;	A team of 6`2" guys who run 4.4 40`s would dominate this league. I`m sure they all have good hands too.

^

Oct 21, 2011
10:42 AM


;	And are team players that are willing to play any position.

Its possible

Oct 21, 2011
11:03 AM


;	I formed my team 6 years ago with a grouping of Free Agents. We played C, were horrible and through the years all of the FA left. However, through the years our team recruited, got stronger and are now competitive each season. Just an idea for anyone thinking of starting their own team but doesn`t have enough players.

^

Oct 21, 2011
11:04 AM


;	what team is this ?

Dude is a joke

Oct 21, 2011
9:49 PM


;	Swami is a registered poster, thats a joke, no one knows who he is. All the little girl does is make fun of peeps either playing or just trying to play, thats a joke. Yeah you punk/feline come get some, oh thats right your a joke. Girly girl got no game period, and thats a joke, punk. If i find out who you are, i will shut you up punk, and thats no joke.

Swami Sez

registered poster

Oct 21, 2011
9:55 PM


;	Tit for tat btch. Login and tell me who you are and I`ll be happy to tell you who I am. You won`t do it though.

Congradulations

Oct 22, 2011
8:48 AM


;	Dude is a Joke guy, you have used the word that pays, enough times to warrant a prize. Just post your name, address, and e-mail and your prize will be sent to you ASAP!! "Man this post is a joke" ;^}

Bottom line

Oct 23, 2011
8:26 PM


;	Swami got no game, no good baller would take the time to break down the plyers and there games. On second thought this goofball is probally a kicker that made a extra point to win a important game. Now this goofball thinks he is the greatest judge of talent on and off the field. TOTAL GOOFBALL PERIOD.

Real player

Oct 24, 2011
8:07 AM


;	You guys are totally off your rockers. This guy has been a part of this league longer than all of you combined. The vets of both leagues enjoy his commentary and enetertainment. if you take what he says to heart that much --- maybe you should stay off the message board. if you continue to call this guy out- you might get a lot more than you bargained for. he has a LOT of friends in both leagues.

D. Novacaine

Oct 24, 2011
11:03 AM


;	Everyone loves Swami comments. All these annoymous post must be from the same dude. Looks like someone got there feelings hurt.

SWAMI

Oct 24, 2011
2:42 PM


;	SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI! SWAMI!

to: dude with a joke

Oct 24, 2011
2:43 PM


;	Login and tell us who you are so Swami will blow his cover.

I am at braddock

Oct 24, 2011
8:07 PM


;	park field # 7 on thursday night swami. And duh, i was one of the free agents that you dished, punk. Now i have a team, so i will be at the far endzone near the woods before the 8 o`clock game. I will stand in the middle of the endzone so you know who i am. Come get some, i challenged you on football skills, Kicking, punting, throwing, catching, running, and tackling skills. Loser reveals himself on message board afterwards. Bring friends, i will stand alone, to settle this score once for all punk. Ps. Kicking will be first because thats what you probally are, give you some confidence, i dont fight kickers by the way

^

Oct 24, 2011
10:13 PM


;	You`re Hawks 11 aren`t you? They play at 8 that night.

Swami Sez

registered poster

Oct 24, 2011
10:24 PM


;	Wow, really? You want to fight me over this? LOL! Look, clearly your profile worked for you as you either got picked up by the Hawks or Rude Buddha (man those B teams will take ANYONE), so maybe you should concentrate on cracking their starting lineup, eh? Either way, now that I know you play on a B team, and not even a good B team, I`m officially changing your name to Sally and from now on everything you write I will simply read as "Wah wah wah I have sand in my vagina". Enjoy the rest of your season Sally!

Buddha
Rude Buddha

Oct 24, 2011
10:38 PM


;	We didn`t pick up anyone! Since I have been on the team (4yrs) we have never picked up a FA. Not that it matters, but to avoid any wrong opinions

Yo yo

Oct 25, 2011
8:10 AM


;	Is Sally from the valley? Give us the scoop Sally?

Really?

Oct 25, 2011
8:23 AM


;	You just got picked up and you talkin smack to Swami( who has been here for years). BTW-- this is flag , so showing your tackling skills is really a waste of time.If you were on the FA list , then you clearly are not an established player. Get off Swami`s jock and learn to play the game .

who?
Triple Crown

Oct 25, 2011
9:50 AM


;	Hahaha this is ridiculous. Glad to see Swami is back, hopefully he can liven up the boards a little bit.

WOW

Oct 25, 2011
10:29 AM


;	I dont think Sally wanted to fight lol.

Sue!!

Oct 25, 2011
10:59 AM


;	My name is sue! How do you do? Now I am gonna kick your azz!! Hahahahaha!!!

@ Sue

Oct 25, 2011
12:10 PM


;	lol does Sally beat up his dad too?

You Just Got Played

Oct 27, 2011
12:37 PM


;	I know who you are, no need to meet me, your misfit friends gave you away. The clue is, STAY THRISTY MY FRIENDS. One day we will meet face to face, and i will ask you why are such a GOOOOOFBALL ! STAY RETIRED!

Swami Sez

registered poster

Oct 27, 2011
12:43 PM


;	Nope, sorry. Locs may own 99% of the personalities on this board, but not this one.

Bubba

Oct 27, 2011
2:30 PM


;	Locs is on the board on a regular!!!!!!!!Eye in the sky

Bill
NO MA`AM

Oct 27, 2011
4:53 PM


;	haha... wow this thread is great. Swami must not reveal his identity, in order to protect those he cares about from reprisals... kinda like Batman. I`m pretty sure he has a butler, too.

Kyle

Oct 28, 2011
7:41 AM


;	I have a butt-ler too. I like the man butt.

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