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 subject: "The Swami`s Preseason "A" Rankings"
Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 16, 2011
9:49 PM

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I realize this is an "A" division discussion, and much like my all-time favorite poster ARG, I don`t dabble in the WNBA or the C League as the competition levels are about the same, but I would be remiss if I didn`t at least give a nod to what I believe may be the best team name ever. The Fighting Unicorns. Not because it`s an ultra-cool or sheik name, or because they`re using a pansy sounding name to play up the irony of how tough they are, but simply because they are living up to the expectations of a C League team. C is for pansies (where the hell is Mutiny?) and the only way they could have named their team anything that implies pansy more is to have called themselves the Justin Bieber`s and worn Rainbow Brite t-shirts for uniforms. Well done ladies. Anyway, speaking of Bieber-fever, I know you ALL want to know where I`ve ranked Triple Crown this pre-season so let`s get to it!

1. 7 PT Spread - God, the fat jokes here are endless. Who weights more honestly? Grove or their QB? Either way, these guys are the reigning champions, and until someone knocks them off they deserve to stay in the #1 spot. I think the biggest concern for these guys is getting their key personnel to every game. They didn`t have their starting QB at the beginning of last Fall and it definitely hurt them, but they bounced back higher than Grove-burger on a trampoline and finished on top.
2. Collision - I`m so tired of making the Gump joke with these guys. They`re good, pure and simple. They played TC down to the 2 point conversion last year and they`re always in the mix for the top spot in any league they play in.
3. Triple Crown - Let`s see here. Nickleback is a 4 piece group. Lose three of those key pieces (DO, Locs and Dre) and what are you left with? A grown up version of Justin Bieber. Here`s the key question for the Crown this year. Can Jeremy Bieber`s arm backup Mike Nunn`s mouth? I mean, look, is Mike a nice athlete? Sure. Is he 4`2"? Almost. He might run past a lot of the coverages in this league, but who the hell can see him once he gets that far downfield? And with the losses of D.O., Locs and Dre there are a lot of holes this Spring. Sure, Locs being gone means Ocho-Homo can come back and play below average on both sides of the ball and Jeremy`s arm is like a middle-aged man driving an over-priced sports car, it compensates for a lack of talent elsewhere, but I have my doubts.
4. Spartans - Clearly the most TALENTED team in the league, but that doesn`t necessarily translate into `ships (see Nicklecrown Fall 2009-present). They`ve definitely brought a formidable lineup including D`Ohverated, Locs, D.O.`s brother (who I`ve been told is just nasssssty good), in addition to nabbing DJ from the Rejects, Will the dancing bear, Tyson and Staph at QB. I mean honestly, it`s a who`s who of messageboard all-stars! Here`s the #1 problem I see. DO said he`s got a lineman who`s 6`7" and Will is what, at least 6`2"? How in the HELL is Staph going to be able to read coverages behind those guys? I mean Christ, Manute Bol might be able to but Chucky`s going to have to take the snap 20 yards back just to see the linebackers!
5. Novacaine - I`m assuming Belle is bringing the same team back this year, and hopefully getting Cube back full time. If they do, they`ll be solid. Look for the Rams, I mean `caines, to possibly move up in the rankings if they get their boy Macho back (or maybe Percy Harvin if the NFL locks out) now that the Redskins (and the NFL) are done for a while.
6. Badboyz - Same old team, same old trick plays. They`ll get a few Ws here and there because they play hard and have some athletes, but they are way past being elite with the level of competition in this division.
7. Greyhounds - ONA (Ole Noodle Arm for the uninitiated) gets Dre back! Woohoo! It`s like rats deserting a sinking ship they way players are leaving TC. Only problem is Dre jumped in a dingy full of holes. H`Wood has always been a great DB, but as a QB he`s shaky at best. Everyone plays up and contain on him because he can`t hurl the rock far enough to command any respect. Woody`s feet and Dre`s speed will get them a few wins, but look for the Painhounds to be at the bottom of the league this year.
8. Rejects - Two seasons in a row these guys have picked up the league`s best new player (See Spring 2010: D.O. and Fall 2010: D.J.) and two seasons in a row they`ve lost said player to a cut-throat collection of free agents that would make the Yankees blush. The big question here isn`t where are they going to finish, but who are they going to pick up this season that will leave them in the Fall.
9. Banditos - These guys are solid, and are coming off a good showing at States, but the talent level this season will be too much for the robots. They still need to pick up an elite talent level guy at the WR spot and possibly at CB to really take it to the next level.
10. Kdaw Warriors - Geeze guys, A? Really? Look, change your name if you want, but you`re still the Hokies and you`ve never played at an A level. I guess you gotta make the jump sometime so I applaud you for trying, but you`re really going to take your lumps this season.


Thank you Swami!

Feb 16, 2011
10:00 PM
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I now feel complete.

good posting

Feb 17, 2011
9:07 AM
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i think you give the hounds too much credit. They got there a**** handed to them a few times in B+ last season

Locs you funny homie!!

Feb 17, 2011
9:28 AM
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I think that Groove is bigger than their QB but got game when he gtes the rock! Hard to stop bigboy once he get to moving. Collision will win 5 games and lose in the first round of the playoffs. TC lost won game last year but they will lose atleast 2 or 3 this season and plus without D.O Locs they will turn into a better team on both sides of the ball. I thoughout Dre was still playing with TC? if not that makes them that much better 3ego`s gone. Locs team will win 6 games 3seed going into playoffs but will lose in the semi- like 7pts did last spring. NOVA will make it to the chapionship this springs its their season with CubeBoy back. Do not sleep on the Kdaw Warriors they fast and they can pull flags which is the most important thing. All the other team will play hard but will have a losing season. Thanks You Swami!

Vincent Vega

Feb 17, 2011
9:37 AM
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I know a thing or two about a thing or two about Dre and Mike Nunn my friend. Both don`t appreciate being called Little, Short, or Gary Coleman look a likes. Better yet, they rather be referred as Teletubbies.

D.O.
Novacaine



Feb 17, 2011
9:37 AM
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Yall dudes with this ego thing is funny. Can tell you first hand nobody had bad attitude or ego on TC last year not dre, locs, do, mike. We all knew it was only one football everybody on team did what they were asked without complaining. Chemistry was just off at times. good luck to all.

Kdaw Warriors

Feb 17, 2011
9:59 AM
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I think I will sleep on a team that has a 14-21 record the past 4 seasons

Uncle Elroy

Feb 17, 2011
10:16 AM
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there`s a 90% probability you`ll get it wrong. Good write up.


Wondering...

Feb 17, 2011
10:26 AM
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UM.... 14-21; as in 14 wins and 21 losses?!? Not quite 66.3% W record Math dude! WOW.

Robinson Rams

Feb 17, 2011
10:36 AM
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Rumor is that the Canes picked up Chris Warren (google him if you do not know who he is).

yea

Feb 17, 2011
10:37 AM
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dude, thats not solid, dont know why everyone is so high on them. Not discounting there win in B+ but they also lost a decent amt og games



Feb 17, 2011
10:37 AM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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@Swami you a funny dude man but you right about getting lost on deep right. This was my first season with TC and timing between QB/WR is very improtnat in this league but it will be a lot better this season. I do feel if you wanna win Ego`s do play a role but it didn`t effect our play when we were on the field. We had so many weapons that it was hard to get everybody involved every game but we play every game with the attention to win and like D.O said it was our chemistry that got the best of us.

^

Feb 17, 2011
10:50 AM
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So who`s Dre playing with?



Feb 17, 2011
10:58 AM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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As far as I know TC! He haven`t said anything to me about him leaving the team.

okay Math Wiz

Feb 17, 2011
11:05 AM
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I`m still waiting on your updated calculations

14 wins out of 35 games is...

Uncle Elroy

Feb 17, 2011
11:07 AM
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Mike whats the deal with the Scavengers on Sunday?



Feb 17, 2011
11:36 AM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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We are playing getting everybodys money first homie. You looking for a team Uncle Elroy?

Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 17, 2011
2:48 PM
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My insider sources tell me Dre is running with the military this season (or at least part of it). Good luck and stay safe little man.

How do

Feb 17, 2011
3:44 PM
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the caines have connections with NFL players??

^ ^

Feb 17, 2011
3:58 PM
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school and/or work. same way that a lot of guys are friends with eddie royal, evan royster, gody grimm, etc. just those guys still play. not to mention half of the caines played in college somewhere.

dre
Triple Crown



Feb 17, 2011
4:19 PM
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nah i didnt make that post. haha.. my double post days are long gone. those were from the days of posting from my old phone. Yes im still running with TC as my log in shows and no i wont be here for the entire season.

Canes

Feb 17, 2011
4:50 PM
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connections can be traced back to their Robinson High School days.

dre
Triple Crown



Feb 17, 2011
5:15 PM
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thanks for the support. but i agree with DO.. nobody had a ego problem on our squad. none of us complained about stats or anything like that. we just didnt play our best ball in a few games that hurt us. i think that was the best group of talent ive ever seen in this league. we just didnt win it all.. good luck to everybody.

Come On Dre

Feb 18, 2011
8:47 AM
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"Best group of talent the league has ever seen"? Sounds like something Danny Synder would say after yet another Skins` season has gone wrong thanks to fantasy football like free agent team building.

reread his post dummy

Feb 18, 2011
9:06 AM
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He said I think that was the best group of talent I`VE ever seen. Not the league has ever seen.

Hey dummy

Feb 18, 2011
10:03 AM
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Why does it matter if it is the best group of talent "he" has ever seen or the "legaue" has ever seen? The point of the post is still the same.

IM A

Feb 18, 2011
10:07 AM
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Dummy I guess. You`re right.

dre
Triple Crown



Feb 18, 2011
5:02 PM
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i meant what i said homie.. i been in this league for a long time now. so ive seen some teams come and go. ive played with and against some good players. but that team had the best collection of talent ive ever seen in this league. like i said.

yo

Feb 18, 2011
5:47 PM
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there is the Magnums...grabbing that late spot. Who else? Chaos where you at?

Is FRIDAY!!!

Feb 18, 2011
5:58 PM
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@ Dre - I agree with you. Eventhough you guys didn`t win any ships together, Triple Crown had some and still has some of the best players in the league.

@YO - Chaos should sign to B. THINK ABOUT IT.





Feb 18, 2011
6:20 PM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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Yo Dre I will hold it down until you get back homie! GMU all day....lol

yo

Feb 18, 2011
6:30 PM
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nah, they can hang. If there was a B+ i would say sign there

HOLY HELL BATMAN!

Feb 18, 2011
8:37 PM
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12 TEAMS IN A! IS THAT A RECORD? WE ARE ONE LEGIT LEAGUE. TOO LEGIT! TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!

@Swami

Feb 18, 2011
8:43 PM
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Need to update your predictions homie.

Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 18, 2011
10:42 PM
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*sigh* Holy B State Ships Batman. Now I get to fact in two teams who each have a B state title? Okay, let me think on it for a bit.

Well,

Feb 19, 2011
9:40 AM
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what`s the hold up TOMi Sez?

Salami says

Feb 22, 2011
7:57 AM
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hurry the hell up with that write up!

@ Swami

Feb 22, 2011
11:59 AM
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Dont you think you should be a little Darker and have Dreads and wear a 92 jersey.. Dude you got to much time to be ESPN, Swami, and Loc`s...

Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 22, 2011
10:17 PM
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With the addition of Magnums and Pens, here`s my revised rankings:

1) 7PTS - Still the champs, still #1
2) Magnums - Damn solid team with a ton of experience and `ships (A Spring 2010 and B States 08) to back it up. Look for them to smoke that Kat Williams looking Mike Nunn every chance they get when they run up against TC.
3) Pens - Don`t care what you say, a 2010 B State Championship is better than everyone else in this division (aside from Mags and TC`s run to the A Final Four several years back). Kung-Fu Panda and his QB Bernie Mac should do well this Spring and be in the mix for the ship at the end of the season.

Nothing else changes, slide everyone down accordingly. And don`t come to me *****ing about so and so`s team and the great athletes they have, blah blah blah. Theses two teams are State Champions. This is pre-season, things will change, but for right now they`ve earned the respect and deserve to be ranked as such.

timberlake

Feb 22, 2011
10:53 PM
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magnums, novacaine, and banditos all in the same league. a lot of hair gel on the fields at one time, duuuude.

WOW!!!

Feb 22, 2011
10:58 PM
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Looks like Swami hate Mike Nunn...lol What he do to you Swami? please explain

garbage

Feb 22, 2011
11:03 PM
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swami, lost respect for you with pens ranking. pens had a mixed team down in states and had a great seed with a random first round bye.

Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 22, 2011
11:42 PM
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@WOW!!! - Nah, he`s just an easy target.

@garbage - Hrmmm...I`m looking at their championship photo and I see maybe, and I mean MAYBE one or two guys that I haven`t seen play for them before. And as for your great seed/random bye argument, no one wins at States without a decent draw. M&G had a pretty easy first couple rounds last year too, doesn`t mean they don`t deserve respect.

curious

Feb 23, 2011
9:00 AM
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how does a title in b look better than playing in a every year? Kudos to pens though, hope they do well.

yo

Feb 23, 2011
9:23 AM
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i agree. Good job winning states! Def dont see them finishing any better than 5 spot

states

Feb 23, 2011
9:43 AM
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Everyone in the picture plays for Pens. A couple guys will only play Sunday or weeknight though. Half the teams in B states got a bye. nobody was gonna beat them that weekend. 1 extra game or not. they just found ways to win in the end.

As for how they will do this season. I`d say theyre good enough to compete for a top 3 spot but they play close games so every mistake they make could cost them a game. they will probably finished 4th or 5th.

Still

Feb 23, 2011
10:06 AM
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Swami/Espn/Loc`s has no clue.. Thats why he has 3 diffent registered accounts and is up late at night writing gay news articles..

to lol

Feb 23, 2011
11:41 AM
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Pens and chaos split. theyre now two different teams. chaos is in b. i dont think any of the guys who won states are playing with chaos.

Guess

Feb 23, 2011
12:40 PM
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Swami/ESPN/Locs like to erase messages outing his multiple logins..

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach



Feb 23, 2011
1:15 PM
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You`re obession with me is quite g*y son. You`re like one of my ex-bitter girlfriends. Although I`ve already admitted that I am ESPN, can you admit that you were molested as a kid? Maybe your molestor was a big black guy causing your obsession with me. I have some good shrinks you can talk to homie.

On another note, I`ll never reveal Swami`s identity. Most of you would be surprised if you knew who he is. Just know that Swami wished he looked as good as me. HAHA

Yup

Feb 23, 2011
1:20 PM
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Lmao! Is it because Swami revealed himself to you?

I for one also know who`s Swami and Locs is right about the looks lol.

hey LOCS

Feb 23, 2011
1:39 PM
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Who is your QB gonna be?

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach



Feb 23, 2011
1:41 PM
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Slash is our QB.

@Locs

Feb 23, 2011
1:48 PM
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I thought you going to show us a pic of your teams new jerseys.
Get on your ESPN log in and start interviewing players. A little bored out here.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach



Feb 23, 2011
2:00 PM
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@Will - or didn`t get to sign the 92 jersey that he promised for his kid.

@@Locs - Probably start the show back up the Monday of opening week to hype things up a lil.

Guess

Feb 23, 2011
2:04 PM
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Looks like when you throw a rock into a crowd the only one that yell`s is the one that’s hit.. Swami/ESPN/LOCS.. Ohh forgot your new gay name "King Leonidas" as for being raped you should look in the mirror and go find that Rhino that slept with ********..
You must have forgot last season when your multiple logins didn’t work one day..
Pathetic, replying to your own post.
We all know you could find better use of your time.. How about investing in some Rogain and massaging that **** in your scalp where your locs are missing.. You look like Stevie Wonder, wonder where the rest of your damn hair is!!


Swami Sez

registered poster


Feb 23, 2011
2:04 PM
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Locs, thanks for keeping my Clark Kent between you and me homie. As for wishing I looked like you? Nah, don`t get me wrong, you`re one Rico Suave ******, no homo, but I like me for me.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach



Feb 23, 2011
2:51 PM
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@thegayguessdude - I usually don`t respond to the mentally disabled but I have some downtime today so I`ll give you 5 minutes. 1. Bald spot not me, I`m sure your girl is one of the ones on the sidelines telling me "I like your locs". 2. You are a fool if you didn`t think my logins worked that day. I mistakenly clicked my login instead of the ESPN login on one of the questions. Still showing your g*y azz obsession with me. You`re imagination is mind-boggling. You’re probably the type that got your girl thinking you’re dealing with weight but in reality got fronted an eight ball. Probably effed that up too. You’re five minutes is up son.



Uncle Elroy

Feb 23, 2011
3:01 PM
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CHECKMATE!!

bringing

Feb 23, 2011
3:20 PM
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the dope into the mix...classy

SLASH
Greyhounds


Feb 23, 2011
3:20 PM
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Get em Locs......

fap

Feb 23, 2011
4:18 PM
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fap

Wow

Feb 23, 2011
4:24 PM
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So locs got called put and tried to defend his ******ed replies by some how bringing drugs into the post?? Never knew he was Rick Ross too.. LOL!! Looks like that will be another login post for him..

Crazy

Feb 23, 2011
4:26 PM
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Y`all going hard.. That **** was hilarious

King Xerxes

Feb 23, 2011
4:41 PM
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There will be no glory in your team. I will erase even the memory of Spartans from the histories of flag football! Every piece of D.O`s football pants shall be burned. Every historian, and every fan shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Spartans, or Leonidas, will be punishable by footballs being thrown to your nuts by Jeremy.   The world will never know you existed at all!

word

Feb 23, 2011
4:57 PM
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ill get at ya when we play. bring dat heat

dre
Triple Crown



Feb 23, 2011
6:09 PM
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man all yall dudes too funny..im gonna miss this while im gone.

^

Feb 23, 2011
6:11 PM
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When you leaving?
How long you been in the military?

dre

Feb 23, 2011
6:46 PM
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U got a short stay? Hahaha. Be safe!



Feb 23, 2011
7:40 PM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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Locs tell me who Swami is please becasue I`m getting tired of the short jokes!....lol

Swami =

Feb 23, 2011
7:53 PM
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BUNDY!!!

Really is

Feb 23, 2011
8:03 PM
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It really is Bundy don`t know how to prove it to you all, but the above person is right. It really is good`ol Bundy from The Truth...

Al Bundy
The Truth
coach


Feb 23, 2011
8:38 PM
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Oh hell no. I don`t care that much about the weeknight league. Besides, I`m not 6`3" with awesome dreds.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach



Feb 23, 2011
9:26 PM
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@Bundy - LOL Very funny mofo.

@Mike - I`m no snitch. Snitches get stitches. I lmao daily thinking about DO wanting to go HAM cause he called him ****roach until I had to explain to him that ****roach was Theo`s best friend on the Cosby show! Mike hit me up you might be the first guest this season.



Feb 23, 2011
10:24 PM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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lol.... Might be come on Locs I been trying to get my spotlight for a couple season now. Dont let me down homie I need my 10mins of fame!...lol

let me say it again to you idiots

Feb 24, 2011
7:31 AM
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WHO CARES WHO IT IS? It makes this board better and entertaining. Without LOCS/ESPN or BUNDY/SWAMI we would have no REAL entertainment so shut the f()ck up and quit trying to guess who it is when you could just enjoy it for what its worth.

Miller
Greyhounds


Feb 24, 2011
8:44 AM
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Could you imagine Bundy with dreds?

Lumpy
Greyhounds


Feb 24, 2011
9:45 AM
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Only if he wore a tie dye shirt with a picture of Bob Marley on it.

Grove

Feb 24, 2011
6:50 PM
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Spartans need to be ranked #12 till they win a game. Good luck Dre with your military endeavour. 7pt with a great addition that could be the key ingredient in defending the crown. Looking forward to the spring. Get your hands right, and legs ready! Spread going end to end #1

^^

Feb 24, 2011
8:02 PM
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Grove has a login dip****! nice try.

spread

Feb 24, 2011
8:53 PM
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what great addition do you speak of mr grove? did they get D.O.?


Grove

Feb 24, 2011
9:53 PM
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Lol I do have a login but I got a new computer at work (only time I hit the boards) Have to get Tom to reset it. Either way I`ll have to check with the captains ( Cody and Chaz) to see if I`m allowed to speak on it. I`ll just say a very good all around player and one who addresses our biggest weakness. Either way I hav as much respect for D.O and locs but one thing I learned playing in this league is that it`s not all about having the strongest and most athletic players (notice I didn`t say talent) cause that`s a loosely used term, much like when yall say some has great hands. But chemistry matters as much in this league as anything. Until the Spartans not the guys that make up the Spartans win some games we can`t crown them as a top tier team. No diss just wanna see what they do as a team before we crown them.

allow me to re-introduce myself

Feb 25, 2011
7:35 AM
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My name is HUMPTY and Grove you just Dumpy. Jersey`s on you look like oatmeal...LUMPY!

Let me say it here and now F()ck 7pt. F()Grove! and any all ya`ll m()fucas that ain`t down with us...yo F()ck you too!

dre
Triple Crown



Feb 25, 2011
8:42 AM
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^^
Yo my man you never introduced yourself in the first place.. Who are you?

dre

Feb 25, 2011
8:43 AM
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^^
Yo my man you never introduced yourself in the first place.. Who are you?

LoL

Feb 25, 2011
8:44 AM
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^ JUST F***ing with you Dre lol

D.O.
Novacaine



Feb 25, 2011
8:45 AM
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@ Grove i believe this will be a very tough season for all teams. Our biggest obstacle wont be chemistry but learning to play this style of flag. Cant have more chemistry than your brother and best friends just have to adjust to slash. Much respect to all teams this year gonna be interesting.

King Xerxes

Feb 25, 2011
9:16 AM
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[D.O nods. King Xerxes removes the football pendant from around his neck, and presses it into D.O hand]

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel. Kneel before me D.O and I`ll make sure that you emerge victorious over your enemies. JUST KNEEL.



anyone else

Feb 25, 2011
11:29 AM
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already tired of the movie quote posts about 300? Lame.

Grove

Feb 25, 2011
11:40 AM
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I agree D.O looks like 8 teams that if any of them won the spring no one would be shocked. I was just pointing out how you can`t rank an expansion team above anyone till they actually play. No one gonna be crazy enough to sleep on yall, but till we see some W`s you boys shouldnt be ranked over established performing teams. Just keeping the debate going, grove is never one to hold his opinion.

^

Feb 25, 2011
11:43 AM
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@anyone else is pretty funny. I`m a big fan of the movie 300.
@Grove give us a clue to your new add to the team. I wouldn`t place Spartans 12th but more 6th.


@Grove

Feb 25, 2011
11:52 AM
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Grove how will you rank the A league?

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach


Feb 25, 2011
11:55 AM
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Grove...this new addition won`t get in the way of our battle this year will it?

Match up wish list for this season:

Grove
Mike
Dre - Sad this one won`t happen
DO


Grove

Feb 25, 2011
11:59 AM
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Definitely Novacaine at #1, I don`t think a team will come within 3 touchdowns of them in a single game.

D.O.
Novacaine



Feb 25, 2011
1:02 PM
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Hollywood you dont want that wish list. you got mike nunn tho. All love. @ grove I agree must prove yourself between the lines every time new or old too me(this aint cingular no rollover minutes)lol. We will try fo sho.

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach


Feb 25, 2011
2:07 PM
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Hey, I just like going head to head with some of the best the league has to offer. Word on the street, you`re one of the best so I`m just seeing how I stack up against the cream of the crop.

Mike always has help though...His angry arse brother chasing me around on offense, then I have to chase Mike`s shifty arse around on defense....a brutha be tired after those games. Good times though. LOL

sounds

Feb 25, 2011
2:18 PM
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like a bromance is brewing....can we just play some ball already.

Grove

Feb 25, 2011
2:36 PM
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I really think Novacaine is the best flag football team of all time. I would really like to join their team.

Yo

Feb 25, 2011
2:46 PM
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did anyone pick up my boy Sean B?

whats

Feb 25, 2011
4:02 PM
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cracking for the weekend??? Holla at ya boy

yo

Feb 25, 2011
4:45 PM
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rolling with the boys, you>



Feb 25, 2011
10:00 PM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
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@HOLLYHOOD, your list with me will come true but we both know the outcome! @D.O all season I will be bringing out my A game homie full throttle..lol I`m BACK!!!!!!!

sleepers?

Mar 01, 2011
6:39 PM
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Any possible sleepers in the A league?

flying unicorns #2

Mar 01, 2011
7:41 PM
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the flying unicorns!!!

Matt
Magnums



Mar 02, 2011
12:35 PM
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"all i know is we`ll win more than we lose" seriously, way to aim high Nunn, love it.

DRE - hit me up if you still want to play saturdays mdauva -at- gmail.com

he

Mar 02, 2011
1:04 PM
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def likes to shoot for the stars


Dre

Mar 02, 2011
2:00 PM
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Hey Matt, I was thinking about it until I realized how big of a loser I would look like if I associated with you. Sorry man.

Dre

Mar 02, 2011
2:02 PM
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Hey Matt, I was thinking about it until I realized how big of a loser I would look like if I associated with you. Sorry man.

slow

Mar 02, 2011
2:19 PM
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offseason...we need to get rolling. thsi stuff just isnt funny anymore

^^

Mar 02, 2011
2:54 PM
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F*ck you man I think I`m hilarious

truth

Mar 02, 2011
3:59 PM
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If Locs plays for them we all know where the weak spot is..



Mar 03, 2011
0:43 AM
Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
; 
@ Matt you got jokes I see huh I miss you too

Urban Dictionary

Mar 03, 2011
7:03 AM
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-Triple Crown-
When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.
"You know that girl I`ve been seeing? I totally triple crowned her last night."

-BadBoyz- Only even to be used by women who know how to raise an eyebrow and still look cute and sexy.
1. I`m wearing this low-cut top because I really want Seth to see my bad boys (breasts) at work today. 

7 point -Spread-
the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
"*****, spread for me."

-Magnums-
A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life *****. 
Comes in many flavors. 
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.
"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?" 
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"

-Banditos-
Mexicans with little mustach-e-os and they beat up little children
"those banditos were kicking little children`s ass"

-Spartans-
National condom of Canada.
In America, we have Trojans. 
In Canada, they have Spartans.

-collision-
The Runescape clan famous for raping eternal honour in the longest pkri in runescape history. 
"Did you hear about collision? I heard they tore eternal honour a new butt hole."

-Novacaine-
Novacaine used to be a common local anesthetic used in dentistry. It is no longer used as some people have been found to suffer allergic reactions.
"Tell me that I won`t feel a thing, So give me Novacaine." 

-Rejects-
some one who is rejected by other people, usuly beacse they are horibly ugly and make others want to punch them in the face, these rejects suffer from acondition knowen as "extreamly small ***** disorder" 

-Greyhound-
Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you
Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!

-Pens-
badly spelt and pronounced 
p e n i s

I`ll give ya

Mar 03, 2011
7:13 AM
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Triple Crown but the rest of that was D U M B !

let`s

Mar 03, 2011
3:39 PM
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get an update now that the season is rolling in a week

lock out

Mar 03, 2011
3:43 PM
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When Swami gets locked out, this is what we`re going to get???? Bad porno scripts? Epic fail.

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